Titanium Court
After breakfast,
the Court goes to war.
Titanium Court
je jedna
z nejkreativnějších,
nejpsychedeličtějších
a nejzábavnějších her.
Co jsem viděl.
I hrál.
Letos.
Za posledních deset let.
Ever?

"Welcome to Titanium Court! Table for one? You have a reservation I assume? You don’t!? Ah, I see. Just minding your own business before stumbling into a realm of magic and faeries, were you? Not to worry, happens all the time. Tell you what, why don’t I see if we can squeeze you in somewhere while you become acquainted with the many amenities offered by the Court."


"It should be noted up at the top that everything I’m about to say in this review is going to be a little bit wrong. That is because I’m going to try to tell you about Titanium Court, what it feels like to play, and why it will likely be one of my favorite games of 2026. But completely and accurately describing Titanium Court in words alone is impossible. This game is an experience that can only be truly understood by seeing it, hearing it, losing, winning, getting confused, winning some more, failing catastrophically, finally understanding and then becoming utterly flummoxed. So you’ll have to forgive me for the limitations of this written review."


DEVELOPED BY
AP Thomson spent most of seventh grade math class making games on a TI-83 Plus graphing calculator. This activity didn't escape the notice of his teacher and a stern lecture was subsequently delivered by his mother. Now AP Thomson spends his days making games on an Apple M4 Pro Mac Mini, an experience much improved over the calculator both because he gets to use a keyboard and because there aren't any math teachers around to snitch on him. Evidence of his crimes can be found in several projects, including: Beglitched, Swap Sword, Fortune-499, Consume Me, and most recently Titanium Court.

